Dominik Zelek, staff writer
Dominik was roped into newspaper because I taught him his junior year and because his twin sister is on staff. But my goodness, Dominik, we are lucky that I talked you into doing this. He is a consistently hilarious column writer – whether it’s about how aliens look or the ridiculous of Christmas music in October – but he also has a kind, sensitive side that shows in his mature, insightful feature pieces. He too is a multiple award-winner, and I appreciate all you’ve done for us, Dominik!